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Lawyer Jokes II


Need a Vacation?

A troubled doctor was vacationing at the seashore when he spotted a fin sticking up in the water. He promptly fainted.

When he came to, his wife consoled him, "Darling, it was only a shark. You've got to stop imagining there are lawyers everywhere."

 

Questionable Fees

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$150.00 for three questions", the lawyer replied.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes," said the lawyer, "and what was your third question?"

 


Bob Anderton Seattle personal injury lawyer represents bicyclists, pedestrians, and drivers who have been injured in collisions. He occasionally represents people who have been injured in unsafe places or those whose insurance companies have acted in bad faith. He is also a court-appointed settlement guardian ad litem.

Bob can be reached at (206) 262-9290 or bob@andertonlaw.com.


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